{"id":9,"date":"2010-02-08T20:23:38","date_gmt":"2010-02-09T01:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.honeythehamster.com\/?p=9"},"modified":"2010-02-08T20:29:20","modified_gmt":"2010-02-09T01:29:20","slug":"im-in-trouble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.honeythehamster.com\/?p=9","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m in trouble!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I\u2019m in trouble today. My owner picked me up but she didn\u2019t say her usual \u201cOhh your so cute, I love you, goo-goo gaga\u201d. Instead she was wagging her finger at me and saying stuff in a deep monster voice, then I heard her say Barbie doll and I knew I was in big, big trouble. I saw that Barbie doll in my owner\u2019s hand and I remembered the damage I had done a while back. I felt so sorry for poor Barbie because she had no knees anymore. I HAD CHEWED THEM OFF!<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll explain why Barbie lost her knee\u2019s when my punishment is over. For now here is what remains (see picture below).<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-10\" title=\"IMG_0861\" src=\"http:\/\/www.honeythehamster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMG_0861-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0861\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.honeythehamster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMG_0861-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.honeythehamster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMG_0861-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-11\" title=\"IMG_0865\" src=\"http:\/\/www.honeythehamster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMG_0865-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0865\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.honeythehamster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMG_0865-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.honeythehamster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMG_0865-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-14\" title=\"IMG_0866\" src=\"http:\/\/www.honeythehamster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMG_0866-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0866\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.honeythehamster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMG_0866-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.honeythehamster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMG_0866-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sincerely and very sorry,<\/p>\n<p>Honey the hamster<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I\u2019m in trouble today. My owner picked me up but she didn\u2019t say her usual \u201cOhh your so cute, I love you, goo-goo gaga\u201d. Instead she was wagging her finger at me and saying stuff in a deep monster voice, then I heard her say Barbie doll and I knew I was in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.honeythehamster.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.honeythehamster.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.honeythehamster.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.honeythehamster.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.honeythehamster.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.honeythehamster.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.honeythehamster.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions\/13"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.honeythehamster.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.honeythehamster.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.honeythehamster.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}